And Draenei are the best thing since sliced bread. Their men are proud, noble, and cool-looking. Their women are beautiful, classy, and sexy.

Blood elves? Their men are faggots and their women are sluts.

The Horde gets way cooler mounts. Wolves and raptors > earless elephants and stinky little robot birds.

Broken Draenei are fucking adorable. They have back tentacles! More things need back tentacles.

Taking skinning is so tempting~ Every time I kill a deer/tiger/strider (read: angry bald chocobo) I want to skin it ;_;

In short, if by chance you are on Lothar server, and you see a draenei shaman by the name of Ayenzah or a tauren hunter named Venati, say hi!

I've got an awesomesauce job with hilarious coworkers as an art assistant thus summer.

Only complain is that it runs 9 to 4. So I'm too tired or busy most of the time to draw and stuff.

Thus I will be on an almost-hiatus until my job is over. I'll pop in from time to time, but I might not finish, let alone make, any epic works of art.

My Wii got struck by lightning last Tuesday. Now Nintendo is fixing it and by July I'll be like YAAAAAYYYYY

More importantly, today was my first visit with my new gynecologist. She was really nice (like all the other doctors I see, because Mom handpicks them for me) and gave me a booklet about how to take care of your boobs. And I have a fun fact from said book:

Women who perform self-exams regularly find lumps when they're smaller and less likely to, uhhh...oh yes, that's it, less likely to KILL YOU.

So I got a breast exam and a pelvic exam, and a Pap smear. I don't like speculums :< They're cold and they kind of hurt. But it was all over very quick and I don't have to go back there for a while.

However, I found out that the city gave me a really lame job - janitor at the zoo. When I said I wanted to work with animals, I didn't mean flies! Flies don't count! So we're going to try and get me something else. If nothing else, I'll volunteer at the SPCA moar.

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OMG OMG OMG

I loved it ;_;

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My sister graduated last night as Valedictorian of her school's largest class ever! She made such a beautiful speech. I cried, and not from how off-key they sang the national anthem. I was so friggin' proud of her. And then we went to Ruth's Chris steakhouse. Food? DELICIOUS. Sweet potato casserole, delicious spicy fries, and beautifully breaded onion rings the size of bagels.

/dies of YAY